Would you watch aMarvel movieif it featuredKevin Baconas a superhero? Now, what if that superhero wasnude? And he had one of the infinity stones on his private parts? That’s the idea the iconic actor proposes in the latest PSA to come out of Hollywood, which was launched onMashable. Though, this isn’t any average PSA. It’s not asking theatergoers to be quiet, or for animal rights, or a proposed march on the nation’s capitol. No!Kevin Baconis asking for more male nudity. Preferablyfull-frontal nudity.
Kevin Baconcertainly has a bone to pick with Hollywood. He doesn’t feel that there are enough male wieners to go around. Yet, there is just so much gratuitous female nudity. Not just in movies, but on television too. He doesn’t believe this is fair. Why? Because male actors want to getnaked, too. And they simply aren’t given the chance.
Kevin Bacon’s PSA seems to be entirely serious. He firmly demands that male actors be allowed to ‘free their bacon’! (And by bacon, he means wiener.) He then calls outGame of Thronesfor it’s lack of swinging male members. There are 3sex scenesa show…How hard is it to show one or more wieners every couple of minutes?Kevin Baconthen offers to play a naked wizard. He then wonders whyJamie Dornannever shows his junk inFifty Shades of Grey, offering to take over as Christian Grey. He’ll even do the entire movie as just one long close-up of his penis.
Kevin Baconhas never shied away from male frontal nudity. He points out all the times he showed his better side. He first tips his hat to Wild Things, where he was ‘super naked’. He calls the experience awesome. And loved the fact thatMatt Dillonwas there, who saw his wiener. Then he brings up his most notorious nude scene ever, inHollow Man, where he had an infrared wiener.Kevin Baconreveals that he has a full frontal nude scene in every contract, yet the studio keeps taking these scenes out. And he even blames the cancelation ofThe Followingon the lack of being able to show his penis.
To helpKevin Baconout with his campaign, just tweet #FreetheBacon, and become a part of a new movement. The actor also has a new movie coming out this weekend calledCop Car, an indie that has gained a bit of traction because it marks the directorial debut ofJon Watts, who landed the 2017Spider-Manreboot gig off his work. The delightful throwback thriller follows two good-natured but rebellious young boys who stumble across an abandoned cop car hidden in a secluded glade that they decide to take for a quick joyride. Their bad decision unleashes the ire of the county sheriff and leads to brutal consequences. DoesKevin Baconshow his wiener inCop Car? It is rated R, so maybe! Take a look atKevin Bacon’s PSA, and then #FreetheBacon! (Well, maybe not if you’re at work.)
